Evil-With-a-side-of-sass

littlepandabear:

sixpenceee:

Oh my god 

I’d run too 

jesus

catgoddess:

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*

You may have been a princess, but you will never be a q u e e n.

adelinawp:

What will happen to us?
I don’t know.

Endgame…

daedalus: icarus, whatever you do, dont fly too close to the sun
icarus:
icarus: im gonna fuck the sun

frerin:

We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

E v i l never looked so g o o d.

booasaur:

MMD, your face.

fun fact i knew this girl from camp who had a british accent but she wasn’t from england and then one day i went to her house and her parents didn’t have a british accent either so i asked her where she got it from because i was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a british accent

ginnybutnotweasley:

bornavillain:

thecrimsonalchemist:

There are just some sounds that everyone loves:

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of a fire
  • The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

what was that middle one

crackling of a fire