Evil-With-a-side-of-sass

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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trinitylover:

ijustloveyoutubers:

littlestpetdjpinkie:

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OMFG….

WAIT A SECOND……

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IM CRYING OH MY GOD!!!!

IS THIS A DREAM

HOLY SHIT

WHAT?!?

Oh. My. Fuck.

gurlfriend: happy fathers day
bf: but im not a dad
gf: :)

cheethos:

Regina Mills and Tumblr text posts.

THIS IS THE BEST!

homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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barbie-shoes:

JMo IS LITERALLY GOING TO OWN A SWAN QUEEN SWEATER I CANNOT BREATHE

Tik Tok - Ke$ha The Queen

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

thelastjackalope:

Golden Retriever / Siberian Husky mix

That is seriously the cutest puppy I’ve ever seen.

edens-blog:

The struggle is real.